Joke Of The Day! YOU KNOW IT'S A NAIJA MOVIE WHEN....(Must Read)

YOU KNOW IT'S A NAIJA MOVIE WHEN....


~ Chief is inside the car with the glasses
windup,armed robbers attack and shoots at
chief,the bullet won't break the glass but will kill
chief inside the car..:
How come ??
~ A man shoots himself on the head 3
times...Habaaa !!!!!!!
How in the world is that possible?
~ RMD remembering when he was still 7 years old
as far back as1960 and suddenly a HUMMER
passes in front of him....... Chinekeee
~ Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food.
She stirs the poison so that it will circulate to all
parts of the meal and then she tastes it.
Zack Orji dies while she survives. Nawaa oo
~ Someone flashes backto 1982 and behind him is
a sign board "Vote for Goodluck" Hmmmm
~ A 7year old character is washing plates and
hesuddenly becomes an adult in his 20's
stillwashing the same plates and wearing the same
trousers...
~ Omotola is depicted asa poor woman suffering in
the village and has todo serious farm work to
survive, only for you tosee that her fingernails are
fixed with long plastic nails and painted crimson
red.
~ Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl, yet
has tattoos on her body.
~ Someone dies with lowcut and his spirit comes
back wearing afro... Na wetin?
~ A woman suddenly decides to poison her
husband, then she opens her food cabinet and
brings out the substance.
Is poison part of cookingingredients?
~ They shoot you on the leg yet blood start
coming out from your nose.
~ John Okafor(Ibu) is the father of Nkem Owoh..
Biko who is older?
~ You must cough before you die...?Lolzz
Keep it rolling.