Ladies, Get In Here & See 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date A Man With A Big Pe*is

You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis sizes the bigger ones are better. This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.

But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.
Below are few and important reasons
1. Normal condoms don’t fit

Which you’d think might make everyone smug.

In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down a specialist supplier who naturally, charges triple the price for XXLs.
2. Vaginas don’t fit

Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vagina.

It’s a bit like trying to squeeze Optimus Prime into an aeroplane loo.

Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful manoeuvre if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties.
3. Cystitis

Because nothing says romance like bruising your girlfriend’s urethra so badly she ends up peeing fire.
4. Anal
5. A very real risk of suffocation

In porn, the whole ‘woman almost choking on man meat’ is probably quite hot.

In real life, no woman wants to go out like that.
6. Vanilla sex

With a small or average-sized member, you can both rut away to your little hearts’ content with you on top, them on top, sitting down, from behind, from the side and so on, in an almost unending series of combinations.

Larger lads have to content themselves with one ole faithful – whichever one doesn’t make their lady howl in agony.
7. Bleeding

Because, for some men, the term pork sword is unfortunately accurate.
8. Careful, measured sex

OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of foreplay becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.

But you’ll never have fast, passionate, ‘animal’ sex without a lot of pain afterwards.
9. You will always need lube

Always. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park?

Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.
10. They’re messy to look at

The whole of classical Greek sculpture shuns your out-of-proportion yogurt slinger.

- Metro.Co.Uk